A Funny Poem – “The Day My Business Card Was Misprinted as a Pizza Menu”
I ordered cards, sleek and fine,
With fonts that sparkled, designs divine.
The perfect tool for my grand debut,
To share my business, bold and new.
But when the box arrived at last,
I opened it up, excited and fast.
What I saw made me gasp and freeze—
My cards had turned into pizza recipes!
“Pepperoni Special, thin or thick,
Buy one now, it’s a real quick fix!”
Where my name should have been in gold,
Was mozzarella, bubbly and bold.
“Extra cheese and garlic, too,
Our crust’s the best, baked just for you!”
No website, no phone number in sight,
Just a list of toppings, left and right.
I stared in shock, my jaw on the floor,
“Since when did I start a pizza store?”
The printer clearly missed the mark,
My business cards were a pizza lark!
I called them up, voice filled with dread,
“Why’s my business now selling bread?
I run a firm, no pies in sight,
Yet my cards offer ‘Pizza Delight’!”
They sighed and said, “Oh dear, our bad,
That mix-up must have made you mad.
We’ll fix it quick, you’ll be back on track,
And no more pizzas, we swear on that!”
But the damage was done, I had a plan,
So I took my cards and ran with the scam.
I handed them out, one by one,
At meetings, lunches—this was fun!
“Call me now for a corporate deal,
And a slice of pizza, the real meal feel!”
I watched as clients stared, perplexed,
“Is this a joke, or just complex?”
One asked me for a pepperoni slice,
I said, “Why not? Let’s roll the dice!”
At networking events, I became the star,
The business guy with the pizza bar.
“Need a lawyer? Grab a slice,
Legal advice with extra spice!
Financial planning, hot and fresh,
With a side of garlic, we’re the best!”
Soon people lined up at my door,
Not for business, but craving more.
“Can I get a loan and a calzone?”
I smiled, “Sure, here’s a slice of home!”
My meetings turned into pizza feasts,
I even hired delivery beasts.
A booming empire, out of the blue,
All thanks to a mix-up in cards. Who knew?
But then one day, my phone did ring,
A man with a very serious thing.
“We’d like to invest, your model’s rare,
Pizza and business—a perfect pair!”
Now I sit atop my pizza throne,
A business mogul, all on my own.
From law and finance to cheesy pies,
My company’s growth took quite the rise.
So if your cards get misprinted wrong,
Don’t fret, just play along!
You never know what you might find,
When pepperoni and profits intertwine!
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