Fire Your Boss: And Get a Life
Oh, fire your boss, take a stand,
Tell them you’re done, the time’s at hand!
No more emails at 3 A.M.,
No more pretending you give a damn.
Your coffee breaks, too short by half,
Endless meetings, oh, what a laugh!
You’ve got ideas, but they never listen,
Your dreams on hold, your soul’s gone missin’.
They say “work-life balance,” but it’s a joke,
You’re just a hamster on a wheel of smoke.
When was the last time you had some fun?
No more deadlines; you’re on the run!
So hand them your notice, with flair and wit,
Say, “I’m off to live life, I’m done with this bit!”
No more TPS reports or budget cuts,
No more pretending you’re not going nuts.
You’ll write your novel, paint that art,
Chase your dreams, now that’s the start!
Let them find someone else to annoy,
You’re off to live life and spread some joy.
So fire your boss, do it with glee,
And finally, my friend, you’ll be truly free!
But wait—what’s this? You’re the boss, oh dear,
Well, fire yourself and get out of here!
The world’s too big, your time’s too short,
Life’s an adventure, not a last resort!
So whether you’re boss or just a pawn,
Go live your life, the rat race is gone!
And when you’re free, don’t look back,
No more chasing that paper stack.
Travel the world, learn to dance,
Every day’s a brand-new chance.
Buy a one-way ticket to who-knows-where,
Let down your hair, without a care.
No more traffic jams, no more suits,
Just hiking trails and comfy boots.
Find your passion, let it thrive,
Welcome to the joy of being alive!
So here’s to you, bold and brave,
No more being an office slave.
Live your life, laugh out loud,
Stand tall, break free from the crowd.
And if you see your old boss again,
Give them a wink and a knowing grin.
For you’re the one who took the leap,
Now it’s time for a peaceful sleep.
Tomorrow’s yours, no strings attached,
A brand new chapter, freshly hatched!
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